1. Porch swing swung back and nailed him right on the eyebrow. A near brush with a busted eyebrow.
2. Jumping on bed bare naked and landed on the base of the headboard…immediate horizontal purple bruise across his bum.
3. Pulling his cousin in a wagon and walked into the handlebars of a bike.
4. Taking a bath this morning he decided to stand up and jump (I am bathing boy #3 outside of the tub in the baby bath)…CRASH…face smashed into the side of tub.
5. Five minutes later he climbed back into tub slipping and smashed his face into the edge of the tub.
So, a black eye, a bruised cheek, a near busted eye brow, a half circle bruise on his temple, and a gnarly bruise on his rear…
HE IS ALL BOY.