1. “You may wear your shoe, not spit in it.”
2. C: You got owweee? (while she is hitting me with the shoe)
Me: Yep, cause you are hitting me with you shoe.
3. M: Copey, do you want to wear your crocs or Ansley's old shoes?
C: Not my crocs. Ansley's.
M: Ok, let's get Ansley's shoes.
C: NO! CROCS!
(One of many, many two year old moments today)